WELCOME TO MIDJI PRESS:
I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty to say to all 5 of you who are going to visit my site, and you know what, I just don’t have anything. I’m guessing 3 out of the 5 of you came across this site because you typed “fisted” into Google and next thing you know, you’re at a site for funny books. Man, how pissed were you when you found out Fisted was the name of my comic book and has nothing to do with porn?

This has just given me a great idea. If I load up my site with all sorts of words that have double meanings I could like quadruple my hits. Supposedly 80% of people go on the Internet for their daily dose of pornographic material, and I want in on that action. All I have to do is fluff up my information with suggestive wording to penetrate the porn populace and I could turn into an overnight sensation. What a shocker I could give you the viewer. Maybe you’ll even become a fan, and I can be a guilty pleasure of yours for years to cum.

Once I get popular enough, I would have old ladies with pearl necklaces swilling their tea bags while they discuss my artistic assets and their upcoming facials. It of course would take me quite a while to get to that stage of my career. At first I will need to get in with the common folk, as they pass around jugs of pale ale and eat cherry pie. Man I just might get that money shot after all.

Hopefully you aren’t too anal about your porn time, and haven’t let your view of me become tainted by my slipping in the backdoor of your search criteria. Before you frantically begin fingering your keyboard to find a more offensive site, give us a look.

Thanks for cumming,
Chris “Casper” Prunckle
Creator, Artist and Stunt Cock

NEWS:
August 9th – 12th:
Midji Press will be exhibiting in Artist’s Alley at Wizard World Chicago.
They will be located at Booth # 5006A. Promo one-sheets will be available for two up-and-coming projects,
as well as copies of Fisted #'s 1 and 2 and Chris's sketchbooks.